Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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