i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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