my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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