Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You took a bar mat shot.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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