IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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