where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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