my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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