YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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