I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Randomize
