she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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