I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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