omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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