Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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