Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize
