Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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