Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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