If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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