i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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