Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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