Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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