Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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