One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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