69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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