I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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