what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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