So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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