apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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