All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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