im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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