East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
