susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Randomize
