i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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