it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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