seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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