Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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