when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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