morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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