Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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