I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Randomize
