: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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