he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
