if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Randomize
