it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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