i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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