I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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