Midget sex pt 2 tonight
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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