Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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