that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize
