is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
two words: eviction party
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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