You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Is it because I queefed?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Never underestimate the power of titties
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
