Plan B is the new Plan A
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Randomize
