just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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